Lately I’ve been fantasizing about putting a gun in my mouth and pulling the trigger. This doesn’t seem good.
Lately I’ve been fantasizing about putting a gun in my mouth and pulling the trigger. This doesn’t seem good.
The day after the election, the President made a surprise visit to campaign HQ in Chicago to thank staff and volunteers. Here’s what he said.
So. Much. Love.
Pulitzer and Tony winning playwright Doug Wright (via ilikeyourwigjanice; abloodymess)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. And this is mine, put in better words than I ever could.
(via umcanyounot)
I am handsome, intelligent, and capable. I am worthy of being loved and I can damn well accomplish anything I set my mind on.
I must remind myself of this daily, even when it’s difficult to believe.


(Source: astrotastic)
Liberals are so stupid!
I don’t know who’s more stupid: the teacher, the “brave” Navy guy, or whoever created this story up.
No… wait, I do know who’s more stupid: the person who created this story up.Everyone knows that it is a joke, right?
LMAOOOOOO I love this.
LOL THIS!
Douchebags need to realise that relationships and sex are not parts of a transaction. I treat my other half to meals out and movies and other little gifts because I enjoy treating her. NOT because I expect anything back.
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what they are
I know because I watch anime so I’m an expert
Since when does Friendzoning mean “No sex”?
^What Felix said. I wondered the same thing last night when I first saw this, but I thought maybe it was just me. I think this is a misunderstanding of the term ‘friend zoning.’
Here’s a little Guy Talk 101: ‘friend zoning’ has little or nothing to do with sex, unless you’re with a bunch of douche bags/pickup artists (same thing IMO). There’s this unspoken rule when guys are in groups that you’re not supposed to talk directly about your feelings. When a guy says to his friends, “She put me in the friend zone,” it’s roughly the equivalent of saying, “She rejected me (and I’m quite sad about it).” It also doesn’t mean, as I’ve seen suggested in other places, that he doesn’t value this particular girl as a friend. If a guy has feelings for a girl, even if she’s his friend and he loves her as such, is it really that unusual for him to be disappointed that she doesn’t reciprocate?
And when said dude’s guy friends start saying shit like, “Forget her, bro,” and “Whatever man, you can do better,” it’s not because they really have anything against the girl. Again, guys in groups generally don’t talk about feelings directly, so this is the equivalent of putting an arm around their friend and saying, “Hey, cheer up. Plenty of fish in the sea. You’ll find the right girl eventually.” Just… without actually doing that. BECAUSE WE’RE MEN AND HEAVEN FORBID WE HAVE ANY FEELINGS. So we have to be tough and abrasive around each other. I’m not saying it’s right, but that’s the way it is. There you have it. Guy talk demystified.
(Source: purpleneenee)